It's not a wind up - I just thought id show Matth what is expected of a proper match thread. He can learn from this and after the Norwich game return to doing the match threads, he just needs to look at mine and take some tips
I still may close it prior to match day though as I'm superstitious and think it may be bad karma having a pseudo scouser doing our match thread. No offence mind. And if we lose I will want you to do the match threads from now on Merry Christmas sky hope you and yours have a good one. You cockney twat
Let's be honest here Sweats - 70% of Matths match threads you either draw or lose. If I were you I'd take a gamble on this thread to get you the win, bit different, but I could be your lucky charm? Worth the risk in my opinion. Plus if you honestly think who makes the match thread has a direct threat on the result of a match, you deserve to spend your days talking to Matth in a 2 man padded cell!! Merry Christmas Buddy, have a great day Norwich City 1 - 3 Man Utd - 100%
P.S. If you close it, I'll open another one anyway - I'm determined to give Matth a nice Birthday gift
Should be stipulated to Matth that he has to include current share prices, weather, travel information, pie and Bovril prices, betting odds, managers interviews etc or it won't work.
Great match thread, the best ever! Definate home win for the Scum, unfortunately...it's a match against fellow relegation candidates that they're liable to win... Happy Birthday Meth!
If Matth agrees it would better to merge his thread on the bottom of this one as nobody's posting on it.
Wayne Rooney has scored five goals in his last three appearances against Hull City why did I put this on the Norwich match thread
