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  1. steviemac14

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    I think it tastes like vinegar!
     
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  2. AH

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    I paid my brothers mate 50p once to drink some vinegar.

    **** knows why
     
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  3. steviemac14

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    I drank a half pint of vinegar for a tenner once.
     
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  4. AH

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    I got a good deal then it seems.
     
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    Shop around, you'd be amazed at how little you have to pay some tramps for such entertainment.
     
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  6. AH

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    <laugh> sod that. I'd rather BE the tramp, if Balotelli's handing out thousands of pounds to homeless people round Manchester!
     
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  7. Aldridge_Prior

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    Must have been worth it, right?

    I once made my pal down a double shot of Worcestershire sauce because we convinced him it was Jaegermeister. It ****ing stunk as we carried it from the bar (among several genuine shots of Jaeger for effect) and he didn't take time to smell it, just necked it straight down then ran to the toilet.

    It was like that scene from the exorcist but with a big hairy ****er. Real projectile vomiting. Fantastic.
     
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    Jack Daniels sauce!!
     
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  9. Sir Bobby

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    My mate once bet my other mate to eat what was left in a bottle of garlic powder (which was just under half) before going out all for a fiver. The night was so funny: he's quite a good lookin' lad (not in a gay way like) and some girls were giving him the eye, but everytime they got near him they literally began wretching he stunk that bad. Eventually he went home hours before everyone else
     
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    in all honesty I think I picked the 50p up from a pile of his change anyway so y'know. win win.

    <laugh> haha. sounds incredible!
    I've never been mean to do that to any of my mates if I'm honest ... probably would do though, if I had the chance.


    jaegers can be lethal by themselves anyway. in huge quantities of course. especially when they're dirt cheap...
     
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  11. Leon Bessi

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    Still all in denial, I see.
     
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    Well said.
     
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    Well this was last year at a mate's engagement do, the same lad later went to do a knee-slide on the dance floor but there was too much friction between the floor and his jeans so he just faceplanted himself. He's the gift that keeps kiving.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh><laugh>

    ive got a mate who's very prone to injuring himself too
    went out for my birthday few years back
    at the cathedral in where i was living there's a small cylindrical structure in a part of the grounds (see hither... the small structure to the left of the photo) that you're meant to walk/run around a specific number of times and stick your finger in a hole and the 'devil' is supposedly meant to 'bite your finger off'. doesn't of course, but ya know.
    so yeah, i made my mate leg it round and stick his finger in. but on the penultimate run round, he totally lost his bearings and ran full pelt into it, smashing his face on the bricks.

    this was shortly after he ran into my mates elbow giving himself a bleeding nose, then going up to strangers in the street saying " look at my face!! "


    ahh, the good old days...
     
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    I was bet a pint that I couldn't eat a cigarette.

    I did. Threw up all over my mate seconds after swallowing it whilst standing at the bar (he was the one who made the bet) and then asked him for my pint.

    Bartender didn't know whether to laugh or kick us out.
     
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  18. ThrillerinAsprilla

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    <laugh>
     
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