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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Couldnt find a song with your not going ****ing anywhere! In it
     
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  2. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Beyond a joke.
     
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  3. Enricky.

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    <doh>.
     
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  4. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    ?
     
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  5. Enricky.

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    What's beyond a joke?
     
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    Enricky., Nov 15, 2013
  6. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Sure you'll figure it out ricky
     
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  7. Sweats

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    I think he is upset he didn't win twat of the week...




    <ok>
     
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  8. Enricky.

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    I'm guessing you mean everyone having a pop at Matth?
     
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    Enricky., Nov 15, 2013
  9. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Have they?
     
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  10. Enricky.

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    Don't think so? <confused>
     
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    Enricky., Nov 15, 2013

  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    A Liverpool girl goes to the welfare office to register for child
    benefit.

    "How many children?" asks the welfare officer.
    "Ten" replies the Liverpool girl,
    "Ten?" says the welfare worker.
    "What are their names?"
    "Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan
    and
    Nathan"

    "Doesn't that get confusing?"
    "Naah..." says the Liverpool girl, "It's great because if they are out
    playing in the street, I just have to shout 'Nathan yer dinner's ready!'
    or 'Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it.&#8221;

    "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious
    welfare
    worker.

    "That's easy," says the Liverpool girl... "I just use their surnames"
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Q. What do you call a 27 year old Liverpool girl?
    A. Granny.

    Q. What do you call a Liverpool girl in a white tracksuit?
    A. The bride.

    Q. What does a Liverpool girl use as protection during sex?
    A. A bus shelter.

    Q. There are two Liverpool girls in a car without any music - who is
    driving?
    A. The policeman..

    Q. What's the most confusing day in Liverpool ?
    A. Father's day

    Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Liverpool ?
    A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Its all going wrong for the dippers*









    * maybe
     
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  14. Matth_2014

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    go on their board and read their rival watch thread, its a laugh.
     
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    Matth_2014, Dec 26, 2013
  15. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    You're the biggest laugh on the site matth.<laugh>
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    How's the hangover from all the celebrating of the top at Christmas trophy Page?
     
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  17. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Congratulations on beating Hull today

    oh wait..................................................
     
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    Matth_2014, Dec 26, 2013
  18. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    I'll tell you after the City game Ruff, you never know.

    :bandit:
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Dec 26, 2013
  19. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Matth check the fixture list and stop drinking the aftershave you got for Christmas.<ok>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Dec 26, 2013
  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Something to actually celebrate if you pull it off.

    I think you'll beat Chelsea.
     
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