Ask Tina

I see.

Let us ascertain what we may surmise from that information.

To whit: some auld frigid doll that attends her church like a hing oot gets asked to cook up grub for the other hing oots.

Tina's perm and blue rinse shame.

 

Dan's perm and blue rinse shame.

 

Aye ye can. It's called "**** off". You say it to me all the time so I know you know it.

 

Hang on, av changed my mind. You really do know how to organise a party.

 

Is it me or is Gambol pissed?

 

Why does everybody keep saying that?

 

If you needed a heart transplant and you found out the donor was a dobber would you decline ?

 

Are you a fan of bukake?

 

Would you sniff Hooper` sweaty pants for kicks?

 

If the angel of the lord got thee with child, which 3 wise men would you expect to visit the infant in his manger? And what would u do with the frankincence and myrrh?

 

I'd rather die.

No. I'm not a sheep. I don't agree with everything I'm told in life or at Chapel - does that make me a bad person or less a Catholic? I don't really care. I'm comfortable with who and what I am just now.

Merry Christmas, sexy xx

You know my answer to that one

Never done it, so dunno. Cheeky.

No, I'd carve it like a totem pole though.

Aye.

I'm the youngest there and the newest most recent devotee. They're taking the piss, or 'testing me'.

You like it though, it's the only reason I do it to you. You'd be bored if I rolled over with legs in the air shouting, 'Mon, big boi, gie me yer 8 inches'.

It's the lowest form of wit, you know. Am I **** organising a party. I've spent more on paper plates and cups than food and drink

Most definitely, yes.

No. It stings like **** when it gets in the eyes.

I think you know the answer to that one! xx

Hooper, Commons and Pitt would be my dream trio

I'd hand the smellys into the charity shop probably.

 

Fair play to you to take out from your busy day to answer our questions,give Gambo a shout to help tonight he's a dab hand with the finger food!

Happy Christmas

 

Here's a bright shiny sixpence young fellow me lad, now run down to Mr Warbuxley the butcher and get me the fattest Goose in the shop.

 

If you have nuts on your chest what have you got?

 

A mouthful of cock maybe.

 

... maybe in your world ... I was thinking chestnuts ....

... if you've got nuts on your wall, what have you got?

 

This bloke goes into a psychiatrist wrapped in cling film.The psychiatrist said to him "I can clearly see you're nuts".

 

How do blind people know when they have wiped their arse properly?

 

Dogs stop following them around

 

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