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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by RedBlackandWhiteside, Jun 13, 2011.

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  1. AH

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    touché

    it's not the best. could be worse though.
    i've seen a couple of man u kits with the most god awful stains on the back
    Just turns your stomach it does
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    racist. why is that a bad thing.
     
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    Pigs don't like bananas.
     
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    And they don't sweat, which is ironic
     
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    A pig's scream when it is being slaughtered halal/kosher is supposedly so similar to a human scream that even some butchers feel ill after witnessing it.

    Thoughts?
     
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    My plums were black & blue when I had the vasectomy, then when I was fit enough to empty them they certainly took on the appearance of prunes.
     
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    i will never eat melon again :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    <sick> <shudder>
     
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    Lemurs eat fruits and nuts that they find in the trees or on the ground. They also consume small insects. Many of them have seasonal times of the year when they are able to find enough food. When there isn&#8217;t much food they will either slow down their metabolism or hibernate. They are the only type of primate that is known to hibernate.


    lol bart
     
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    Elephants are scared of Quality Street. Thoughts?
     
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    ****ing hell.
    please log in to view this image
     
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    I fancy a bacon sammich.
     
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    Delicious, especially with ketchup and loads of mushrooms. Also I hoped someone would pick up on the fact that you can't ever get halal/kosher pork because they outlaw pork. Much like elephants have outlawed Quality Street.

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    Ketchup? No thanks! Hate the stuff

    Brown or BBQ sauce all the way!!

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    How does it ALWAYS get onto sauces?
     
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    Sicko!
     
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    I haven't had Brown HP sauce in years but it is delicious. Do I detect a sauce poll thread coming soon? Brown vs Red?

    Saughts?
     
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    BARBARQQQQQQQQ! Put it on everything
     
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    Reggae Reggae and Piri Piri. I could drink that ****.
     
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    it's so nice he named it twice
     
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