The timing of this thread is amazing as I lost mine on Xmas eve eve. It was my cousins best friend, I was 15 and she was staying over my cousin's house who I was staying with at the time. This thread is so ****ed up, 13 years to the day.
I have quite a distressing sexual history and it was a very apt start. Not my finst hour, but by no means my worst either. #matesmum
I was well in to my twenties by that time. My heart had been broken, and all the redeeming qalities to women i had as a young man, (charm, romance etc) were long gone. You know that innocence is well and truly lost when you find yours self hate ****ing a childhood mates mother. I have often wondered if my mate ever found out, what would be the more disturbing image, his childhood mate making love to his mum or hate ****ing his mum. I like to think i did the lesser evil. I should probably tone it down about now
i could have had my mates mum and sister, but i bottled it though lol. not sure if i should be proud i wasn't a ****, or a twat for not experiencing a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Christ, mine was pretty boring compared to this. A guy I live with lost his virginity in a toilet at a school formal fundraiser, an absolute whore. And then did her another two times I think. All in toilets. Only notable story for me is having sex with two girls the same night, without either finding out. Yoda has standards.
haha, I had you in your mid 30's mate, over egged it there. (I'd have been in short trousers anyway, so your Ma would have been badly Savile)
sounds ok if you cant get the real thing lol. not being a pervert i wouldn't know, but can you actually buy one of them, or is it blown out of proportion a bit and doesn't exist? see how many perverts answer now
Shagged a virgin just recently actually. She was a history student with auburn hair, she had just come from seeing her dad in a Warrington pub. Stupid twat fell and broke his arm pissed on Sambuca.
