Ask Tina

am not bloody cooking. I told them am no even going to the hall after Mass I just want to get stuff, set it up and leave. I'll nip into a supermarket and see what they've got left tomorrow - if I bugger it up, they won't ask me again

 

Are you letting me borrow yours, sweetheart?

 

That's a proper stitch up job. Make sure you're out the door straight after Communion!

 

Did you know it's a sin to leave Chapel before the Mass finishes? I only know coz I read it when I was googling what sins to confess for confession

 

That's half the Catholic population going to the big fire then I give out Communion so can't really get away with doing that...........

 

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Like most real ladies I expect Tina to say unfertilised.

 

I'm going through a wee notion for boiled eggs just now, in the egg cup

 

TIna, if you were out for a drive in the country with Neil Lennon and your cat and the car swerved and was hanging over a cliff whose life would you save (presuming you could only save one of them and the cat had used up eight already)? Thank you.

 

Lenny, of course. If one cat died, I'd have another 2 to comfort me

 

Tina

If to survive you had to walk through a field with enemy talbian soldiers with bazookas and all sorts 100 yards away, but the foliage instead of being green was blue, would you wear a rangers top to ensure your safe passing and survival?

 

Tina would you eat this for your Xmas dinner?

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do u like it up the ass lol

 

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Jonno asks what we're all thinking...

 

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!



That wouldn't even be funny if anyone else asked

 

I came on here planning to ask what type of foodstuff you most like to have licked off your tits but Jonnio seems to have upped the ante so **** it.

 

Dear Tina,

My girlfriend has a wooden leg,should I break it off?

 

I would prefer ye in undress.