Alright ****ers, hope you've had a good day. I've been shopping, ah I love's a bit of shopping. As much as I love getting my knob caught in my flies
you cant just leave us all hanging and not translate your previous post that has confused everyone!!!
What Bi Boy wrote. Tomorrow night is when Santa comes to town, therefore only one sleep which is tonight. So my question to Bi Boy was does Santa make them wait till Christmas evening to get their pressies.
I was trying to be politically correct, but not doing it very well Anyway bet you can't wait till Christmas. It's great with kids ain't it Sit and get bored waiting for them to go to sleep as TV is ****e and hangover kicking in. 00:30am you go in and say if you don't sleep he ain't coming. 1:30 you try and sneak in to find they are pretending to sleep 2:30 bingo they are asleep, so you put their presents on the bed, and go to bed yourself. 4:30 they wake and make so much notice you're awake having to set things up for them. 7:30 they are ratty and start bitching. 10:30 you've giving your wife her presents tidied the wrapping and plastics up etc and go for a relaxing Christmas poo 12:30 guest arrive and you have to be polite for a few hours feeling like you just want to sleep for a week. 17:30 the kids had their nap and back on at you to try this or help them do that. 21:30 you think **** it I'm going to lie on the bed. It wouldn't be so bad, but my kids are 23, 21 and 14
we open up the presents about 9:30 - 10am after breakfast. they know if they dont let mummy and daddy have a lay in then santa wont come
Massive, can you help me with a moderator request? Can you edit the Congratulations thread to say Congratulations to Ashton Matt please?
