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If we sign Mario Gomez.....

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  1. Marvel At Marveaux

    Marvel At Marveaux Member

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    I will take a **** on my managers desk and take a photo of it!!

    Seriously, this guy is great. Although I remember at Euro 2008, I put a bet on him to be top scorer and he fluffed so many chances. But since then, he has become a hell of a striker and although its unlikely, I will die if he was wearing a toon shirt!!
     
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  2. Gaddafi's Hat

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    Never happening.

    Almost as much chance as Berbatov.
     
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    Gaddafi's Hat, Jun 13, 2011
  3. All Hail Ben Arfa

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    If we do get him, i'll put my balls in a kettle.
     
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    All Hail Ben Arfa, Jun 13, 2011
  4. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I'll put my penis in the sausage slicer if we sign Gomez.
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Jun 13, 2011
  5. Gaddafi's Hat

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    If we do get him... Ill put my cock and balls in a vice.
     
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    Gaddafi's Hat, Jun 13, 2011
  6. You think your Kruller than me??

    You think your Kruller than me?? Member

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    seriously a fan then??
     
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    You think your Kruller than me??, Jun 13, 2011
  7. Finnbad The Sailor

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    Whatever happened to simply being happy if we signed a decent player?
     
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    Finnbad The Sailor, Jun 13, 2011
  8. THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT

    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT Well-Known Member

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    dude ill set my pubes on fire and run down oxford street in nothing but a newcastle scarf if we sign him
     
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    THE LEFT BOOT OF ROBERT, Jun 13, 2011
  9. steviemac14

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    I'll be happy if we sign him, that is all, but I might shove a whole potato down my japseye if we sign Messi, Kaka and Ronaldo as well, just for the crack.
     
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    Such an unrealistic signing, he is one of the best strikers in Europe
     
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    <yikes>
     
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  12. Sports Direct Username

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    How do you show happiness?! You should see us if we ever win a trophy!
     
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  13. Gaddafi's Hat

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    I'd snort a line of vinegar through my japseye if we sell Shola.
     
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  14. Sports Direct Username

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    At least pick something slightly realistic. Shola will never leave.
     
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    If this happens I will violently slap my erect penis round my grandma's face and video the whole shabang! Thats how un-confident I am
     
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    ArfaLobbon, Jun 13, 2011
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    If this happens I'll **** my kegs in Eldon Square and continue to look around the shops whilst a mate films this and uploads to youtube.
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Jun 13, 2011
  17. AH

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    I miss when there was less talk of each others genitals.

    'twas a simpler time ....
     
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  18. Arfa's Left Foot

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    This is what the transfer window does to people...
     
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  19. AH

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    makes us all go coco loco bonkers crazy
     
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    I'll give up lentils.

    I know it's a tough thing to do and I'll really miss that annual tradition of lentil soup on Boxing Day.
     
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    overseasTOON, Jun 13, 2011
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