Question time with Dan

I have to say Dan, that's a lot of ****e.

 

Fair points and well made - so we should really put it up to 51,100.

Technically speaking, people who say you do the maths are, by and large, nothing but spanner headed munchkins who couldnlt tel the difference between a times table and a three course meal at the Dorchester. You're not in that catgeory of course as the comment was made to illustrate a point,

 

Easiest open goal in a while

 

I do love an open goal.

 

Why have you never married?

 

Because I could never find a blind and deaf girl. More recently the law forbiding matrimony between humans and woddland animals has put paid to any ambitions of walking up the aisle.

 

Trust a wummin to get right in there wi the nosey questions

 

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Who would you most like to be stuck in a lift with?

 

That's easy.

A lift mechanic.

 

The Claire Grogan of 30 years ago.

 

Dev porked her in 1963.

 

A close family member of mine flat shares with her niece. She pops up to see them now and again

 

Her and Joanne Whaley Kilmer were my 2 full on crushes. Can't think why they both refused to respond to my letters pleading with them to go out with me

 

I wrote to Jim'll Fix It once. Never got a response. Was beelin' at the time but in hindsight

 

What did you ask him?

 

I wanted to ice skate with Robin Cousins.

Before he got all fat and ****y

 

I wrote asking if i could go on a night time ramble in the countryside with the Country file team. I think what gave away my true intentions was that i said I would bring my own condoms

 

Ah yes The Singing Detective

Nurse Joanne was a stunner.