Ask Tina

Go on, you know you want to

 

What do you like best about Gambol?

 

Who?

 

If you got Lee McCulluck (sp.?) in a secret Santa and the limit was £10 what would you buy him.

 

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Dan, she's stealing your thunder from your thread. Don't play her minds games.

 

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For when he's bumming fat Sal.

 

. If you were invited to Gambol's wedding in Goa what would you wear?

 

Nah - I'm an attention hoor as well and immitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

 

On average ho many mls of urine does the average humanoid expunge from the collective penis's and vaginas?

 

A white dress

 

What a pish question

No idea

 

If you had been living in Calgary at the time of Jesus' crucifixion and had been asked to organise the last supper what type of establishment would you have booked.

 

A curry hoose, of course.



I've been asked to organise food and drink for in the hall after Midnight Mass tomorrow night. No list of what to do but I've to 'cater for 100 and not make it look like a kids party'.

They only asked me this morning.

 

If you got asked to organise food and drink for in the hall after Midnight Mass tomorrow night with no further guidance appart from you need to 'cater for 100 and not make it look like a kids party'. How would you go about this?

 

Your church sounds as organised as mine! I refuse to get involved in the catering as if i did half the congregation would probably die of bottulism. We've got our first set of communion classes the first weekend in January. Absolutely mental.

 

I genuinely don't know what to do. Mince pies, shortbread, juice, am ****ed after that

 

it's becoming a bit of a nightmare, Dan. Getting asked to do that on Christmas Eve. I've a busy day tomorrow and am gonna have to work it into other stuff.

I canny say no to them

 

Just get a load of stuff from Iceland and serve it up.

 

With parallel skidmarks down the rear.