Bit dead on here so i thought I'd resurrect the Beale idea of diferent forum members having a q&a session. Feel free to ask whatever you like but don't neecssarily expect a sensible answer.
It used to be green but I received a letter from the Green brigade a while ago telling me that I had no right to say green was my favourite colour as I don't know all the words to "the Man behind the Wire". So now it's yellow.
It's a very nice word which conjures up images of happy childhood summers frolicking in meadows. Now when i hear the word i automatically think of the £150 I lost on an ante post bet the other month because the horse did not run
Would you rather run out of air at the bottom of the ocean in a deep sea diving suit or in deep space wearing a green brigade hoodie?
Nope - so skinny that my doctor said that the starin associated with actually getting a hard on might kill me. Explains why i'm so miserable i suppose.
Dan, on average how many Forrest Gumps does the typical humanoid have expelled from their dung funnel in their life? Doesn't have to be exact.
Hmmm - let's say the average human lives to 70 and has 1 a day then it would be 25550. Taking into account infancy, old age, the odd bout of the trots and beer and curry nights I'd be inclined to round it up to 26,000
I crap at least 3 or 4 times a day. You do the maths. In fact who do people say "you do the maths" when relating to numbers? Technically speaking it should be "you do the arithmetic". There, somebody had to say it. And having been said it cannot be unsaid.
