It wouldn't be Christmas without some virgin story... Anyone got any funny stories about their first time?
Okay, I'll go first. My first time was with a pissed up chick in a nightclub. She was sat on a tall stool and I was stood in front of her, people all around us, bouncers walking passed and my mate shagging her mate next to us
mine was with a dirty slapper when i was 16 (late starter me lol) used to work with a girl who was 17 and had a 4 yr old ffs, getting younger and younger these days. have my work cut out when mine are older, already teaching them about sex to my 7yr old who obviously passes it on to my 4yr old.
Wasn't my first time, but it was the girl's on this particular occasion. She was a practicing catlick (12 brothers and sisters), so I'd been seeing her for eight months, just getting ****s and BJs. She finally cracked one wet afternoon in Birmingham (at uni). I was recovering from cartillage surgery. I got the Hammerhead in (#niceandtight) and started thrusting away. After about 15 strokes, my ****ing knee locked and I was screaming my ****ing head off. She thought I was ****ing coming and was telling me to 'Come on baby' I screamed 'It's my ****ing knee, you stupid cow'. Thankfully, the relationship continued for three years and the next time was less painful
Not really. The mother of Henry VII was 13 when he was born sometime in the 15th C, and history's full of other such examples. The shock of such things is more a product of modern culture. As for my first...... As if I'd tell you ****ers.
Modern society just means we hear about things much sooner. We often hear than modern times are awful with kiddy-fiddlers and murderers etc about but they've always been about, you just didn't hear about them as much!
I'm not saying with whom (except that she was female and yes she was older than me by about 4 years) and I'm not saying where (apart to confirm that it was not on dry land) and I'm certainly not saying how. Happy Christmas
baby sitter fair play if was, mate of mine did the same, he was 11 at time and he said didnt know wtf was going on, but went along with it, she got his cock out and sat on top of him lol happy Christmas to you too dave
Mine was pretty bad. I was 15 and got hammerred on Natch with my mate. We the got bundled in the back of a riot van for taking apart a scout hut. It was eventually pointed out that the scout hut was still there and we were let go. We then decided to stop traffic by pretending to fight on the side of the road. I accidentally hit him and my rung cut the back of his head open. He went home and I started wandering around town. As I walked past the park, there was a pissed girl entertaining about 5 blokes by getting various bits of her anatomy out for photos. I went over to say hello and ended up shagging her. Who said romance is dead?
We are still mates. (Although distant)lol. I cant give her name for fear of her finding out and kicking the **** out of me.
Losing your cherry after queuing up at a dogging session, with a bird who's clunge no doubt resembled a paper hangers bucket at the time Now that's bad.
