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Match thread - Swansea v Everton

Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by Terror ball, Dec 21, 2013.

  1. swanseaandproud

    swanseaandproud Well-Known Member

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    OMGIHow deluded can one manager be. You have got to laugh but he said we did not deserve to lose and everton were happy with a point..<laugh>..Jesus not even our manager can see how crap we are playing <doh> that says it all for me and i hope jinx sacks him in January or i fear the worst.
     
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  2. Kifflom!

    Kifflom! Well-Known Member

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    "Amazing how many clueless people there are here and they obviuosly don't go to the games either"

    Very true. Some of the loudest voices here are never heard at the Liberty that's for sure.
     
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  3. Matthew Bound Still Lurks

    Matthew Bound Still Lurks Well-Known Member

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    Unless of course there's magical transport system which runs underground from the West stand all the way to Utopia and where only perfection reigns supreme .
     
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  4. Kifflom!

    Kifflom! Well-Known Member

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    Yes - that is a distinct possibility. <ok>
     
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  5. DragonPhilljack

    DragonPhilljack Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> I bet it was!..........................<cheers>
     
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  6. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    And the sitters we missed Phil? Any news on them?
     
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  7. Matthew Bound Still Lurks

    Matthew Bound Still Lurks Well-Known Member

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    And we thought he loved us .
     
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  8. Kifflom!

    Kifflom! Well-Known Member

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    "And the sitters we missed Phil? Any news on them?"

    Don't ask him - he wasn't even there! <laugh>
     
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  9. DragonPhilljack

    DragonPhilljack Well-Known Member

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    Well you must have been at the bar!
     
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  10. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    Just repeat after me Phil - "I was wrong, we didn't miss any sitters. I apologise for talking boll***s". Go on, it's easy.
     
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  11. Kifflom!

    Kifflom! Well-Known Member

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    But he always talks bollocks. <laugh>

    We did miss one - singular. Vasquez. Don't think any of our other chances were "sitters".
     
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  12. DragonPhilljack

    DragonPhilljack Well-Known Member

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    PGF Your a nuisance.

    If you can't start saying clever things then don't post.

    I can't understand half you write, actually you might have written something clever in that case, however the half I can read is total
    bo----ll------cks
     
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  13. Bovi

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    Never going to happen
     
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  14. Bovi

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    I think they are the ones that don't go to games. I have read some bullshit in my time but some of the people on here take the piss, not you though
     
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  15. DragonPhilljack

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    Don't discourage him, let him be, I'm sure he'll give it his best
     
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  16. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    Do you mean clever things like this?

    "I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your &#8216;performance&#8217; (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

    In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and w**king furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.

    I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little maggots sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely bugger all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at the Liberty Stadium at any time so far this season.

    You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

    I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you&#8217;ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it&#8217;s only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.

    I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Jenkins is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Don&#8217;t bother packing your toothbrush &#8211; you won&#8217;t need it.

    In the event that our beloved chairman can&#8217;t afford the expense (understandable given that he&#8217;s soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Hell, I&#8217;ll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.

    Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys &#8211; strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.

    So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate barstewards; leave this club now and don&#8217;t you bloody dare look back. You&#8217;ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth&#8217;s scrotum, so frankly you can just all bugger off &#8211; don&#8217;t pass go, don&#8217;t collect your wages, don&#8217;t ever come back to this town again.

    I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald&#8217;s drive-thru in the near future.

    Yours sincerely



    Swansea Ball boy"
     
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  17. neathjack

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    I agree with a number of the comments.

    - De-Guzman is a bit of luxury player but I thought he one of his decent but not outstanding game today. That doesn't mean I think we should buy him.

    - I have been concerned that we tend to play one too many players in any given game who has tendency to give the ball away in the wrong part of the pitch.
    eg de-guzman, shelvey, Pablo Poz

    - Allen and Britton hold on possession but tend to hold onto away from the attacking third, this may not help us score goals

    - Canas held onto the ball ok today and generally our possession % was ok today and has been mentioned our problem remains in the final third.

    - Not sure what to think about our attack, Pablo and de guzman do try to break up the congested spaces in the middle and when we go wide it tends to slow down and our crossing is not great and we only seem to have one target man, surely one of our attacking mid field should be getting into the box. Countless time today the ball went loose in the box we had no one there.

    -Didn't get a good view of the goals, but they were in the corner of goal and felt Tremmel may have done better.

    - Unfortunately Vasquez's effort looked pathetic for a striker

    - We cannot compare Laudrup with Rogers or Martinez. Neither of their teams are playing the same way as the Swans used to play, both have evolved with better players. I don't have a problem with Laudrup, we play some very good football but if we accept that we are not scoring easily we have firm up defensively. Remember we are missing Michu, Rangel, Vorm, Britton and now Dyer ( who lifted his game lately).

    - If we get rid of DeGuzman we will need a box to box midfielder who can take set pieces - how much will that cost and will Huw be willing to pay, does he have an alternative way of getting that sort of player?

    - would we be happy to play defensively against the top clubs at home and aim for counter attacking football like we did away against Chelsea (in cup) and Newcastle last year.. just a thought?
     
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  18. DragonPhilljack

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    Well that's a start? don't tell PGF though, it will spoil his great memories of the game!.........<laugh>
     
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  19. Bovi

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    Was he dropped on his head as a child or is he just completley clueless?
     
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  20. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    Both.
     
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