Just looked at the Premier League goalscorer's list and see that our friend Ratboy has scored more goals than 11 of the 20 Premier League teams this season, 19 from 12 after missing the first five matches, he's certainly in the Messi/Ronaldo stratosphere now...
Missed the first 5 games ... and the last 5 games of last season. Shows was a good rest can do for you.
No doubt about it, if he keeps this form up he'll be a shoe-in for Player of the Year, it would complete a remarkable turn-around in his fortunes...
Twins, as an Irishman you should know better than that. You, no doubt, like every other poor sod in the Country has been hearing that from deluded 'Pool fans for 20-odd years now and it ain't never happened. And it ain't happening any time soon either.