SAFC needs you..Remember..You can't back the team from the comfort of the pub, so if you can afford it and live in the area, get your arse to the ground and roar the lads on to the semi finals.. Ha'way me bonny lads!!!!
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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother!
A policeman searched me last night in a nightclub and caught me in possession of class A drugs. "it's not my fault!" I protested "every time I flush them down the toilet they magically re-appear in my pocket." the policeman looked at me in disgust and said "do you really expect me to believe that?" so I said "I can prove it to you if you want." the policeman laughed and said "go on then" so he handed me the drugs and I flushed them down the toilet. then the policeman said "right then, now show me your pockets" I said "what for?" the policeman said show me the drugs in your pocket!" I said "what drugs? I don't know what your on about?"
The swing at the end of the world. Thereâs a swing on the edge of a cliff in Ecuador. It has no safety measures and is called the âSwing at the End of the Worldâ. Itâs a tourist attraction and in order to get there, you have to hike up the path to Bellavista from Banos, until you reach a viewpoint and a seismic monitoring station named La Casa del Ãrbol (The Tree-house). Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ed3_1387616003#7gG4s1fofW2cKqyu.99 please log in to view this image please log in to view this image .................................... Are your balls bigger than your brains, would you have a go?