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The end of year BLOOPER awards

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Dec 21, 2013.

  1. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    I did realize that, but that was the only entry on 'the sack race', and it suited a point I wanted to make.
     
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  2. lifecheshirewhite

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    Can I nominate my m8 Mighty for these pre season posts.
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    Shorey set to sign
    Looks like Lomas has got him

    Fantastic Signing i think thats us ready to mount a serious attack on this league now

    http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-ne...shorey-202694?



    COY (LOVELY JUBLEY) LIONS

    LETS GO KICK SOME ASS..
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    We dont need Davies we have more than enough fire power now, Both up front and in Midfield,,What we need now is to strengthen our defence


    WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS LEAGUE IF THEY ALL GEL EARLY DOORS

    I guarentee it lads IN HARRIS WE TRUST
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    We are going for it said it weeks ago get ya dosh on the wall going up ITS GOING TO HAPPEN <ok>
     
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  3. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Mmmmmm. Ok.

    Btw if the rumours are true the kitty is £3 to £5 million.
    Two winger (Max and Rowe), a keeper and a striker

    For That sort of money we are looking at decent additions. Couldn't really ask if the cash included money received for the various donkeys Warnock brought in or if it was 100% new money. EHD is off to the USA.
     
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  4. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    Yesterdays

    '2 points is a must today. Never easy to get anything in the Championship, but we are at home'..

    What I meant was, we need a minimum of a point a piece, ie 1 point + 1 point = 2 points

    Maybe I wasn't too clear.


    As for this Ross McDermott thread, I can't seem to find it anywhere!!!

    Do you have a link?

    I don't remember it....




     
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  5. ellandback

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    Brilliant. Keep em coming
     
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  6. ellandback

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    Ahhh, I was going to ask you about last night. How was Paddy?

    Between 3m -5m. Lets call it 4m. Gradel must be 2m+, 250k for Rowe. Only leaves us 1.75m for a decent striker and a keeper.
     
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  7. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    I hope glory told Paddy this board he frequents is almost 100% irish by now. Who knows, he might even sign up with us here, or maybe he already has?
     
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  8. ellandback

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    You never know
     
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  9. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Wasn't on Paddys table after all. It was a table full of suits. But did shell out for a brandy for BM.
    Apparently some of the team read these fora but don't have accounts. Varney obviously isn't one if them otherwise he would have handed in a transfer request. Michael Brown is a proper funny guy, they do all look a bit **** scared of the boss, a raised eyebrow shuts them up instantly.

    A decent night out for free, but a bit corporate for me.

    P.s for those interested I didn't see Cooper but I think he was there, and the potatoes were ok.
     
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  10. ellandback

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    Wow, the players read the forums <yikes>

    How many pics did you get?
     
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  11. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    So you wasted a pile of money on your missus dress. If you'd known you'd be at the plebs table, you could have got away with something from the oxfam shop glory
     
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  12. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    A few, but I didn't want to do the awestruck fan thing. If someone can tell me in simple language how to post em I will get one or two up over the festive period. Won't be today as I have a fooking family do to attend. Cnuts the lot of em, scummers, wendies, and plastics. Still at least I won't be having to suck it all up like I did last year. We have moved forward their teams haven't. Mot
     
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  13. Chippy / Glory

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    The dress is going back, she is in town doing it right now. The smoking ban makes this easy. Bet keeping the price tag in for the evening made it a bit uncomfortable though.
     
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  14. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Are you sure though she kept it in all evening and didn't let it hang out. That could be a bit embarrassing
     
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  15. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    A bit if tit tape keeps it in place so it can't be seen. Then hang the thing overnight after a squirt if febreeze or some such. Then take a long hot shower with the item hanging in the bathroom to get rid if creases without ironing. Job done.

    Perhaps I should have charged you for this domestic money saving tip. Free dress or suit hire. Never fails unless you have a spillage accident.

    Alternatively become an estate agent and just buy the bloody thing. ;)
     
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  16. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Hadn't realised how backward us Paddys are. Would never have thought of that. Was Ross's bird looking good?
     
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  17. Chippy / Glory

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    Good old yorkshire thrift, short arms long pockets, beats six fingers and high foreheads every time. :smiley-finger007:

    I wouldn't have jumped over any of them to get to you.
     
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  18. Eireleeds1

    Eireleeds1 Well-Known Member

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    Id hope not :biggrin:
     
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  19. MarkoLUFC

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    It's Marko man, I don't speak a word of Spanish. I only know Cojones means bollocks.
     
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  20. Irishshako

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    Glad you enjoyed yourself Glory...:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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