Coventry City have never won the FA Cup..? Well, according to some Monty Python recordings they still haven't.
Should you find yourself desperate enough for a goalkeeping coach to hire someone who is both totally unsuited for the job and who would be unable to legally work in the UK, I am willing to allow you to mail me sizable cheques in exchange for biweekly emails on the importance of not letting the ball go into the net.
I remain convinced that even with their current form, they cannot be one of the two worst in the Football League. They're testing that conviction, though.
Yes, Portsmouth FC Ladies are incredibly manly. Because they show manly traits such as determination, passion, dedication and a willingness to never give up. In that regard, Portsmouth FC are not remotely manly.