Gentleman, it is with great regret that I have been informed by a reliable inside source as to why our esteemed Chairman has been bumping off managers by the bucket load since 2001. Now that I know the truth, it amazes me why it took us all so long to get to the bottom of this but the truth is, the evidence has been hiding in plain sight all along! I can now tell you all that Daniel Levy is… please log in to view this image *** DR. EVYL *** It was there all along. "Levy" is an anagram of "Evyl" and this photographic evidence clearly shows a temporary "shape shift" during AVB's last match that he is clearly the evil one. He is to blame for the downfall of our great club. Remove this wretched man. He must be stopped immediately!
I would like to hope the trust decides to intervene and remove Levy. In my head, it happens like this: [video=youtube;Pk4AiCnMqpg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk4AiCnMqpg[/video] Only, with Levy being defeated at the end obviously
Seems Levy is undefeatable judging by the way he manages to escape responsibility. In a strange sway, he is like Palpatine. He has overseen and manipulated the entire sorry saga at our club yet seems to escape attention for any responsibility; laying the blame with everyone else!