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Women in the office...

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Stop ****in crying because someone is mean to you or becauseyou ****in miss a deadline and someone makes a compliant!

    If you can’t take it, go open a ****in cake shop!

    Fed up with the women in my team constantly ****in crying …it’s a job, deal with it.

    They then sit with their faces tripping them and get allsnappy with folk!

    Anybody else work with daft cows?
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Nah mostly men

    What do you work as?
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Bereavement Counsellor?
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I work with an office full of posh hotties.

    They don't tend to cry, they just have discussions that make me want to kill myself.

    I get to eat lots of cake though, and perv all day, so it's a small price to pay <ok>
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but I can switch off
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    It is true. Some wimmin can be an absolute nightmare to work with.

    So can some blokes. Difference is when ye have a set to with a male work colleague it's forgotten about 10 minutes later.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Take sneaky pics on your phone while pretending to text and post them here <ok>
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    my last office was mostly wimmin, At least once a week they would all stop work to comfort another about a fight she had with her most current boyfriend.

    This office is a sausage fest, it's much better.
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I have a staff photo from the xmas jumper day :bandit:

    There's no ****ing way I'm posting it on here though, i need my job more than that...
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aw, come the **** on, play the ****in white man and get it posted.
     
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  11. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    whats the worst that could happen?
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Exactly. Toby is being a selfish wee ****bag.
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    In finacial services ...
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    he is half french so probably stinks of garlic too.
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Whats that?
     
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  16. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It's like Financial Services but dealing with sharks...
     
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  17. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    My favourite thing to do is to ask the tearful one if she'd like a glass of water, then go get one for her and sit back deliciously remembering how I had dipped my flute into the water just before I came back into the office to give it to her. Heaven.
     
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  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    There's no french blood in me, but I do eat lots of garlic though :bandit:

    My company posted it on Facebook, etc...

    I don't want any pizzas delivered to my office. Well I do, but only if they're veggie. And no mushrooms. Or onions.

    I don't trust any of you ****ers :bandit:
     
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  19. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Lookin to get in to one or two tonight. Company Xmas do and nothing like flattering some of the middle aged managers to get the merriment fanny juice flowing <laugh>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <giggity> facial services </giggity>
     
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