Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

You'll learn a new language if you ****ing carry on reading my ****ing posts

 

- third person
- cucumbers
- coventry
- posting images
- changing your avatar
- changing your signature

 

Wiping his bottom

 

Your world would be a much darker place without me in it

 

I prefer to not be a nasty twat/bully ta

just sayin

 

Not sure how you work that out, there would be more sunlight without your chins

 

Fixed

 

Wrong again

 

Good point well put

 

What about his chins?

 

His chin is that large it has its own gravitational pull

 

thanks

 

Wrong again

 

Good point well put

 

I put on a bit of weight when was laid up for a while

Im not going into why so dont ask thankyou

Lets just say i've been to hell and back and got the t shirt but im a fighter but I dont like blowing my own trumpet

 

thanks


This could go on all day

 

If you keep on eating the crap that you do, in the quantities you put away, then in 10 years time yours will have it's own ****ing postcode

 

Did you get some ribs removed then?

 

Own postcode is better than having gravitational pull


#jealousy

 

This ^

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