What are you buying your bird for Xmas?

I've spent about £150 on her, don't think she's bought me anything yet <cow>

 

I'm not expecting much at all aff anycunt!

 

The most anyone will spend on me is her sister Got me assassins creed on the ps4 for 55 quid. I'll probably give her a thank you shag.

 

Looks like Christmas might be cancelled as Santa struggle to control an unruly Rudolf

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I never know what to ask for

wot uz gettin?

 

I dunno what am getting. At a guess, probably some clothes and a game or two for the xbox.

 

av no played ma xbox in ages. no even played black ops 2 yet

 

I play it about once a week or so, sometimes less. By time I get around to needing a new game to playe they've dropped in price. That disny stop eejits getting me games for xmas tho.

 

I got a ps4 on the day it came out, and hardly had a chance to play it. Too much other stuff to do. Only got fifa and call of duty on it, and pretty ****e at both.

Nothing better than beating some wee yank bastard in fifa and celebrating by running in circles doing what looks like the ****er gesture.

 

can they see you?

 

I always say "I don't want anything!!"

Then beel as I get socks.

 

You make the player celebrate when you score. One of them has the player doing the ****er gesture at the side of his head.

If I had the camera for the playstation they would be able to see me sitting in my grubby y fronts with a hand down the front of them.

 

I've not played a football game since PES2010

 

Not even played 5s or anything? Thats a football game.

 

play 5s every week sonny

 

I did that when my 40th birthday was approaching. I said stuff like don't make a fuss. They didny. I was ****in ragin

 

I thought you were in yer 30s

maybe you should go easy on the vino mate <st>

 

katy perry tickets

 

Am no surprised ye thought I was younger. I run around on here acting like a big wean