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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Dec 19, 2013.

  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    The theatre in Shaftesbury Avenue was packed for a performance of the Curious Incident Of The Dog


    Must have been all the fat Geordies thinking it was a live porn show.
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Another witness said she heard a "strange crackling noise".

    Probably ear wax.
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    It won't be a proper disaster till the Westboro Baptist Church have had their say.
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I hope no Scottish people were treating their missus to a show and shopping in the West End.

    BTW is that play a comedy or tragedy in a Shakespearian sense?
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Well that's two roof collapse disasters in near succession.

    These things happen in threes.

    But seriously, isn't it weird that things do happen in near succession?
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I think it's the latest "Lassie" movie.
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Broken up after hearing there was more than 1 Lassie,just goes to show no one's job is safe.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <yikes>

    The ****in Americans have developed anti-roof technology and are testing it out here

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    That's it. Am moving into a basement flat and will only socialise in unroofed areas. Which will be better cos i can smoke if there's nae roof.

    Aw Naw! Av just realised it isny the 'mericans. It's the smoking lobby that are attacking roofs <yikes>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Of course there was more than one Lassie. Did ye think she did all her own stunts? There was also a body double for the sex scenes.
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I did,innocent me but you can't go for auditions for the remake of 'The Beast with Five Fingers' unless you have a body double.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Oh, you can be so nasty sometimes <laugh>

    Brilliant movie that. Scared the **** out of me when I was a kid. Also explains two major incidents in my later life.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    In fact, you just made me think of something. I should be putting myself forward for 'bit' parts in Hollywood horror movies. They always use amputees.
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Not to sound like ER here but didn't BBC2 show double bill horror movies on a Saturday night? Peter Lorre,Lee,Cushing,Hammer,Dracula et al
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yep. Scared the ****e out of me as a kid. Ye see them these days and they're like unintentional comedy.

    Peter Lorre was a bug eyed freaky wee ****. But for a Van Helsing Peter Cushing was yer man.

    For absolute momentous scares and fright it's hard to beat the moment Lon Chaney turns into the camera for the first time in "Frankenstein". I was about 7 and hid beside my own bed rather than sleep in it that night. I figured I had a better chance of making a run for it if I wasn't hampered by my own bedding. That logic still makes sense now.
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    :laugh:

    Yeah that sounds about right,I crack up with that image of pitch forks and torches even now<rofl>,used on here a lot but brilliant image and all I can think of was the Frankenstein films.When I hear a noise in the night it's usually 'what was that,you get up see what it is' as I cower in the bed.<laugh>
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Fuddy keeps a hammer by her bed. I used to think it a proper and good precaution. Now I suspect the bedhammer may be for me one day soon <laugh>
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I have a 5 iron under the bed! Here bit late for notifications,I'm not joining any amputee masonic hun cult ,no siree
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Too late. <laugh>
     
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