cps couldnt arange a piss up in the local pub wasted 4 weeks on two poxy trials wasted on last day because of somefuck wit in the cps not doing their job properly aghhhhhh
...and the poor **** he tried to kill sweating while waiting on the day in the not too distant future he gets out.
I got called up once,made it to courtroom but didn't get selected and was I glad,it was a incest case.
Yeah probably,didn't like the experience in any road and for some reason you feel guilty just for being there
I've been asked once but managed to get out of it. I'd have lost too much money at the time. I'd jump at the chance now, but knowing my luck I'd end up with some *****-dungeon cult family hell scenario to deal with.
They probably notice that. There's no way out though, they also notice if you scarper at the sight of em.
In fairness that's because you're usually trying to nick their wallets whilst they're not looking. Unless it's a female of course which is a whole different matter altogether
The only time I have actually been in court has been as a witness. Sat in a room all morning with my brother and another witness (who was the guys girlfriend that had been beaten up - they were still together on the court date) then the **** decided to plead guilty just before the trial was due to start <beel> He's deid now and I had nothing to do with it.
