Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

#livingthedream

 

Just went downstairs to get a cup of tea and wifes mate was breastfeeding her baby, awkward but nice???

 

Ask for a taste

 

Is she a Geordie ****pig?

 

It's sweet as ****...

 

Shes nice looking

Tempted to go down again but cant think of a reason

Dont think "Can I have a taste is a good enough reason"

 

Just sit opposite her stirring, she's got to put it away something

 

Be better if you're reason includes the mrs leaving the room

 

Stirring the cup of tea?

 

There's only one phrase that covers all bases in that scenario;

"he / she, is one lucky little sod"

 

Well, that is what I meant You could always put a pair of cords and a cardigan on too #properweird

 

Dont think they're nice as my Mrs's, didnt get a 100% proper view but that comparison instantly entered my head

 

Sod that I like to stay in my pyjamas all day now

#depressed

 

You could just shout

"bitty, bitty"

Down the stairs like...

 

Just walk down stairs, stare at her top bollocks and say ''I love tits I do''

 

There's your reason. Tell them you're not sure who has the best pair and you need to check. Make them competitive and they'll join in the discussion, maybe they'll push them next to each others to compare

 

None of that sentence makes any ****ing sense whatsoever

#turningjapanese

 

All very nice suggestions lads

I could just go down in my cape and let nature take its course

 

It's encrypted in case his mrs is looking

 

I know, thats why i tried to help him out a bitty