Mouser Watch #2

Bit touchy aren't you lads, theres a mountain of vitriolic untrue jibes about LFC, Scousers and the city of Liverpool on this thread and its "banter", now all of a sudden vitriolic untrue jibes aren't allowed if they're about Spurs.

 

No, you are now using football clubs when your "thieves" comment was about scousers.

 

Your invalid comment about Ronnie Biggs was about Spurs.

 

No, it was about thieving in London being far worse than here, the Spurs bit was the bait.

 

Your examples get worse - the Great Train Robbery was in Bucks, not London.

 

Not as bad as pretending car crime, robbery, growing moustaches, having permed hair, wearing tracksuits etc etc only happens in Liverpool.

 

When has anyone ever said those "only" happen in Liverpool?

It's like carpet bombing fish in a barrel with you today.

 

I tended to base my previous post on earlier posts on this thread not on what has been posted today, so make your mind up because HIAG's intended aims for the thread are diminishing rapidly.

 

You mean highlighting how Liverpool fans don't know what they're talking about? You've been proving his aims particularly well.

 

Kate, nobody here believes that all Mousers are shell-suit-wearing, job-dodging, Cilla-loving, curly-haired, Tom O' Connor-philes, screaming "eh-wack!" drunkenly at passer-byes.

Quite the opposite, in fact. Everton fans, for example, seem quite normal.

 

You obviously haven't met the local variety then.

 

They do seem a bit touchy on here at the moment mate eh....I will try and cheer them up with a few jokes

Q: What is the difference between a Tottenham supporter and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after a few years.



Q: What’s the difference between a fat bird and a Spurs striker?

A: Even a fat bird scores once in a while!



Q: How do you castrate a Spurs supporter?

A: Kick his sister in the mouth


Q: What do you call 5 Tottenham fans standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

 

Bloody hell! You Mousers really do get your jokes from the Jimmy Tarbuck scrapbook!

 

what's wrong with tarbuck?

 

If these are accurate they are actually worse than the **** they have this year.

http://worldsoccertalk.com/2013/12/...-and-away-shirts-for-the-201415-season-photo/

 

So what you're saying is Jimmy Tarbuck has no sense of humour.......but even he's laughing at Spurs??


Mind you, it's not like we need to see Tarbuck if we need a good laugh is it.....we could just watch the highlights from Sunday instead

 

They'll still have space enough for those 5 gold stars whether or not.

 

If you want to get 6 you might want to try qualifying sometime

You are now the lowest ranked team that has won a CL. 50th. Maybe you can put that on your **** shirt too.

 

Shove your never ending rankings where the sun don't shine feller, I'll settle for the 5 gold stars.

 

Funny isn't it....being mocked about our European record....you couldn't make it up really.....