What are you buying your bird for Xmas?

You can't bet though Mick. So what's the ****ing point, really?

 

I guess so,can you not bet online?

 

If you get / have a VPN, then you can bet

But aye, pretty **** you can't just turn up and stick money down.

 

Yeah you can't beat the buzz running up to the bookie just before the off and on the rare occasion collecting.

 

Am I getting dumped? Do you know summat I don't?

 

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You will be if you don't get the finger out.

 

Aye, if you can't think of what to get me then you're getting chibbed.

I'm actually hoping you don't get me anything, been thinking of ditching you for a while.

 

ba-som-tsh

Am no panicking anymore. She's deliberately done this to test me so she'll just have to like what I get her or lump it.

Or mibby ML is right. She's looking for an excuse to get shot of me

 

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Get her a framed picture of the 2 of ye and a henna tattoo of her name on your arm,she'll think "you're the one"

 

Or don't even fake it!

 

Do a Reggie Perrin Gambol.

Then come back and open up a Grot shop.

 

Let's not go that far

I'm aiming more at "I kinda like ye, but it's yer culinary skills am after"

 

Frying pan, fish slice, and some mistletoe

 

You're the 'treat them mean,keep them keen' type of guy!

 

Get her a food processor and a dildo. If she does not like the food processor she can **** herself.

 

Av just done ma shopping.

Earings, necklace, handbag, Assassins Creed Black Flag. Still to get a ring I knew she had an eye on (not a ****in wedding ring) and some perfume.

I love you Amazon. Done and dusted.

 

Tweed is big this year.