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What are you buying your bird for Xmas?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Dec 17, 2013.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Oh **** oh **** oh **** oh **** oh **** am so ****ed
     
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    Gambol, Dec 17, 2013
  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Just get her a Black and Decker drill.

    It's the thought that counts.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 17, 2013
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Come on then - hands up who thinks Gambol is ****ed
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Just don't point the finger at him, please.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 17, 2013
  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Buy her a dildo ...
     
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    Null, Dec 17, 2013
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She cleared her wish list deliberately to **** me up <grr>

    That's whit I get for being a smartarse about it, I guess.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 17, 2013

  7. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    ha ha
     
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    Tina., Dec 17, 2013
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <grr>.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 17, 2013
  9. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><rofl>'
     
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    Tina., Dec 17, 2013
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It's no ****in funny.

    I'll resort to plan b and phone her pals to find out what av to get her.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 17, 2013
  11. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    You'll end up shagging one of her pals, ya wee hornball <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Dec 17, 2013
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It got worse.

    Her pals are under instruction to tell me **** all.

    Whit the **** am a gonny dae?
     
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    Gambol, Dec 17, 2013
  13. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Get Fuddy a voucher for here.

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    Rubber Johnny, Dec 17, 2013
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    that was no help at all
     
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    Gambol, Dec 17, 2013
  15. EatMyHole

    EatMyHole Member

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    EatMyHole, Dec 18, 2013
  16. EatMyHole

    EatMyHole Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    EatMyHole, Dec 18, 2013
  17. EatMyHole

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    Get her a big thong

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    Nice!!
     
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    EatMyHole, Dec 18, 2013
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Noted <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Dec 18, 2013
  19. EatMyHole

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    Pee and Poo are class, they could be ur birds cuddly best friends!!
     
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    EatMyHole, Dec 18, 2013
  20. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> <laugh> How depressing would it be to get dumped on christmas
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Dec 18, 2013
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