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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Dec 17, 2013.

  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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  2. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Canny mind who that prick who was keeper for Celtic, but I saw him parking his highly expensive motor across two disabled parking spaces ootside what used to be Sainsbury's in Uddingston.

    I spat on his bonnet when he wisny lookin. That's how angry I was.
     
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  4. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Don't think he was a keeper. ;)

    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Surely that qualifies as a disability
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    You need to be careful not to upset the disabled. There are so many of them aMong us.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    It's ridiculous how many disabled spaces there are outside shops these days. Dougie must be sick of drawing the wee sign when he's doing his pretty wee drawings. I just delete the ****s when I see them <monkeys>
     
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  8. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    Vicar, checking in to hotel;
    "Is the porn channel in my room disabled?"
    Receptionist; "No, it's just normal porn, you sick bastard"
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I'll be using that one.
     
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  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I find this thread upsetting. Lock it Mick <ok>


    But in the meantime,

    What do you call a man lying in a pile of leaves, with Parkinson's Disease?

    Russell.
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Too personal ^
     
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  12. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <sorry>

    Apologies. There's me, overstepping the mark, as per usual.

    Mick, do the right thing and lock this thread before it turns nasty again.
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^^ Ban this ****
     
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  14. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Seconded.

    Get him tae ****, Mick.
     
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