Beefy's Corner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Agreed FLT. If there is one sweeping generalisation that you can actually rely on, it is this:

When it comes to women, you will never gain the moral high ground.

 

And you can never win an arguement with someone who is never wrong. That's a fact.

 

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Your girlfriend will have given you countless hints over the past month so that you won't get the wrong presents. Failure to pick up on these hints means that you do not love her!!

 

Peter Hitchins, he's been on Question Time in the last year or so, hasn't he? I'm sure I recall thinking he seemed like a bit of a dick.

I'd save it. You've already had one today but it'll be disappointing to have none at all tomorrow!

 

Wise words.

 

Any chance of a draw then?

 

The other problem is that things like evidence and statistics are just an inconvenience put in the way to test his pre-concieved beliefs. So it's kind of impossible to argue with him because facts don't really come into the debate.

 

So the person who does the Twitter for Portsmouth Ladies has apparently resigned. Not sure when as I only just found out but that does explain why I've been the only person updating their Twitter page in the last three weeks or so, but that means if I'm not at a match, there won't be Twitter updates so I have no way of knowing what's happening (before I'd check the Twitter feed every now and then to see if anything has happened and if so post it on the Facebook page). There is sometimes live radio commentary from most games but unless I can get Mixlr working on my phone, it means I cannot be out between 2 and 4 on a Sunday. Otherwise I'd have no way of updating the Twitter/Facebook page and it would look quite unprofessional if there are no updates, especially for the former. If there isn't radio commentary, then I'm ****ed or will have to try to get updates from the opposition. Kinda annoying.

 

I need a vasectomy.

 

If I were you I'd just say **** that and stop trying.

 

Are you getting paid for your seemingly unappreciated enthusiastic efforts..?

 

worded that question better for you TSS

 

Ta, FLT.

On another subject, did I just hear correctly that Hawk-Eye technology is not used in the League Cup..? Apparently, Chelsea's goal did go over the line but the technology did not determine whether it was the case or not.

Or I heard incorrectly.

 

It's being used in grounds where it is installed.

 

Yeah, I did hear incorrectly.

 

Got that T-shirt - my balls became all swollen and bruised, like a pair of giant brambles. Mrs AberdeenSaint was determined to see me suffer for a change.

 

Too much information.

I only need one in the sense that 2 kids is enough.

 

Does this mean there's another little Pie on the way?

 

I really feel we missed out on a good cup run losing to Sunderland with a weakened team.