This is old so may have been on here before but I saw this on Rude Tube earlier http://content.usatoday.com/communi...a-amputee-soccer-goal/70000846/1#.UrCWvdJdWDk If you have not seen it it is worth a look even if you have it may be worth seeing again
My Irish work colleague uses this expression when he is run off his feet ... "I'm as busy as one legged chap in an arse kicking contest".. love it.