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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Never mind Hornette_TID - have some rep yourself
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 16, 2013
  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Cheers Albie, and have some return rep <ok>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 16, 2013
  3. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Cheers for that kiwi - will return rep when I'm allowed to
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 16, 2013
  4. Wooperts_duck

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    Rep for Guy
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 16, 2013
  5. Wooperts_duck

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    Rep for Beardsley's Shimmy
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 16, 2013
  6. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Rep for astro
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    Rep for trying.
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

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    As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm
    and dignified reception from the Queen.
    They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six
    white horses. They continue on towards the Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.

    Suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire.







    The smell is so atrocious that both the passengers in the carriage, must use handkerchiefs over their noses.







    The fart shakes the coach, but, the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident.

    The Queen politely turns to President Obama:

    "Mr President, please, accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."

    Obama, always trying to be "Presidential," responded:

    "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought.... Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 17, 2013
  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    tried for you ab
    but
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to lamballana again.
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 17, 2013
  10. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Seems to have been given back AB. Must have been Father Christmas!
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

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    Pleased to hear that lamballana, I felt terrible about it.
     
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  12. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep for WD
     
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  13. Is Vic there?

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    Is Vic there?, Dec 17, 2013
  14. Guywanderer

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    Rep <cracker>for all
     
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    Guywanderer, Dec 17, 2013
  15. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    nice username

    rep
     
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    Busy Being Headhunted, Dec 17, 2013
  16. Agent Bruce

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    Some + rep for you.
     
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  17. Wooperts_duck

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    Don't feel terrible AB, have some rep
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    <cheers> and some back for you.
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

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    I think he heard it a lot when he was growing up
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 18, 2013
  20. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. Not her main present, just a stocking filler
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 18, 2013
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