I'm tempted to buy her a 128GB Ipad, so I can just get it over and done with in one fell swoop, and if she complains about only opening one gift on Xmas Day, I can tell her it's the Ipad with the most GB and it was quite expensive. Can't be ****ed buying 5 or 6 gifts and having to think too hard about it Anyone getting their bird something special?
Katy Perry tickets, will need to get her something to actually open though as the tickets wont arrive will February or something
I'd pay £640 to shag Katy Perry, not to watch her belt out some ****e from 100m away. ^^^ Made an arse of it. Cannae be ****ed changing it.
Aye, but that way, by spending a bit more, I can justify walking in to Virgin Megastore, buying one and walking back out and finishing her xmas present shopping in approximately 3-4 minutes
The best thing about being single is you don't have to worry about the whole sorry business and can concentrate on getting annoyed with all the other nonsense that Christmas brings.
Well, I would except in Dubai the ****s don't have postmen - you have a PO Box and go pick **** up there once it's vetted, so it's easier just to go to the mall I mean shopping centre and buy one there and then
Nae porn , some films don't get shown, GTA 5 is banned, bevvy is only sold in hotel bars/nightclub and 'offshore' areas, but it's nowhere near as bad as Saudi. I miss drugs, mainly a nice skunk joint, but other than that, it's grand
Nope, but I think you can with a VPN. Sadly, my Sky Fantasy Fitbaw team's been ****ed before I could get one
