if we go on the last 3 years ffc have a better record in Europe than lfc, can we cash in now, while we are ahead
Or why is the Liverpool contact number is 0800 101 010? Because it's easy for the fans to remember - 0800 won nothing, won nothing, won nothing
Or follow the Spurs Mascot's example - [video]https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/8A89F4A3C01024034709224783872_10e85785bd6.4.4.3489 431665968347657_FY6BKJ9_cruaNRpF_81jAxyQTUJwq5XdOW eS7DFCbSitihOmb_DoYPJ.oNLf7PX2.mp4?versionId=tJnHq Ru7x3pw25zENLul5UqZaksg9cER[/video]
Or "man up" as they say, and follow golfer Bernard Gallacher's example - on Sky Sports News today Bernard revealed he was a Fulham man saying, "that going back to watch them may bring back his heart problems."
It's an old one but makes me laugh - (no offence Liverpool fans) A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Fulham fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Fulham fan?' 'Because my mum is a Fulham fan, and my dad is a Fulham fan, so I'm a Fulham fan too!' 'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Fulham fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?' 'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.
No offence taken,the oldies are still the best eh, anyway i hope you're enjoying life in that eastern European cesspit that used to be our nations capital, make sure to put your used needles safely out of the pickpockets reach or you'll just add more to the growing numbers of aids carries down there.
A father and son were eating breakfast. The father's newspaper had the headline, "Van Gogh sold for £20 million". The son asked "Is he worth it, Dad?" The father, surprised at his son's interest in fine art, replied "I suppose so, son. Why do you ask?" The son said "Well, Liverpool paid that for Stewart Downing, and he was crap."
What were you saying about having a sense of humour? In any case, I know umpteen Liverpool fans around here, none of which have any kind of affiliation to the city. I do, however, know three scousers (with the funny accent and everything!) and they all support Everton.
Funny how you can't take what I said in good humour yet expect the old stereotypical jokes to be seen as funny to us, I don't take offence to them so plod on with them mate. the earlier joke one of your posters made would have been funny if Downing hadn't won more domestically than every player in Fulham's entire history during his short time with us. As for you knowing three blues, its sad that you'd calculate the support here for us based on that and believe you're right.
I'll take what you say in good humour when you say something funny. I'd understand you wading in and blubbing about bad Liverpool jokes if this was a thread on your board, but it's not! Bless your heart. I suggest you have a look on Wikipedia and do a bit of homework! Wow, quite the assumption! I just posted a statement of fact, you can take it how you like. The way you took it speaks volumes though, dear.
Get a grip mate you are "blubbing" because I had a little pop at London, it matters not if the "jokes" are posted on this board or ours as to whether I respond, if you find the things I said hard to accept that's your problem Downing's League Cup winners medal trumps anything ever won by any Fulham player domestically, don't need wiki to know that. As for your personal statement about the 3 Evertonians, you posted that to be smart but its not reality. And your location tends to suggest your not really in an ideal position to have a pop at our out of town support.
Are you alright? You don't really seem to be grasping what I'm trying to tell you. I won't use as many big words this time, promise. Not so much "hard to accept" as factually incorrect. Your jibe at London isn't the point at all. Well why didn't you say that in the first place! You originally said "won more" and you've backtracked, which says to me you know I'm right. Which would make sense, because you were wrong. Never mind, eh! Um, it is. Unless you know the people I'm talking about? But oh, if you did, you wouldn't say "it's not reality". I thought it was strange too, I would've thought people from Liverpool would support Liverpool. I'm sure there are a couple, but I've not met one in my neck of the woods. This is absolutely brilliant. Let's have a look at this properly - because I'm "out of town" (which I take to mean "not living in Liverpool"), I'm not in an ideal position to judge your "out of town" support? So what I've gleaned from this is that I need to live in Liverpool to judge your out of town support. Is that right? Do you want to correct me on that? No? Well then I would have to say I am, in fact, in an ideal place to judge your out of town support. Which I wasn't in the first place! It's been fun, but I've got to go shopping for a case of Cristal from Waitrose with Hugo and Victor (that's a Fulham joke, you can use that if you like, impress your friends). I'm sure you've got some teenagers to impregnate or some wheel trims to nick, so I'll let you get on. Ta-ta.
