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celtic_ghirl's epic fail......Get yer trains oot!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Rocket, Nov 18, 2010.

  1. broken record
     
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  2. Rocket

    Rocket Well-Known Member

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    **** YOU POPE YA ****Y WEE CRAWLIN BASTARD! <grr> <grr> <grr>

    We don't want that **** on here, he's one dirty ugly fenian bastard of a man.

    You're forgettin the night out when I was gettin us all in to ONE UP then the Bouncers clocked the wee tramp in his green shell suit and we ended up gettin a knockback.

    He's made his bed - let him lie in it that's what I say. <ok>

    I only want the Bears back and mibby Wee Jaq.

    I clocked a photo of her on ma last wee visit and she's well pumpable - just so long as yae don't mind stirrin Gambol's porridge.
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

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    pope you giant homo, why do you have photos of other men from the internet?
     
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  4. Rocket

    Rocket Well-Known Member

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    Cos he's a Big **** <ok>
     
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    Sounds like this infamous night out was held in a

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  8. lets see it. **** permission
     
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  9. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Pope, your also forgetting that I can get pictures of you and put them with any picture(s) I want eg rocket with a wig <laugh>
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

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    negro rocket <ok>
     
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  11. do it <laugh>
     
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  12. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> <laugh> I'll be tasteful pope <whistle>
     
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  13. someones gettin worried <laugh>

    do it ML!
     
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  14. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I've not taken any pope, was winding you up

    And incase you were thinking of getting someone to photoshop a photo from mine, it's against the law as well. As I have high level government security clearance, if any material of mine is used that could possibly lead to information about me, then the government apparently takes extreme measures against anyone that has done it.

    I needed to give access of my facebook to my companies security officer so he could make sure it was as secure as possible .

    I'm not allowed to leave the country unless I give advance notice and need to have permission. If I turn up at an airport and try to leave the country without permission I would be blocked <yikes> Theres a list of countries I need to give notice of something like 2 or 3 months
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

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    seems a bit much for a technician from a company tendering to build a bridge.
     
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  16. who the **** do you work for M15?

    ps if I posted a pic of you on here theres absolutley nothing anyone could do about it.
     
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    or washing pished jakies in A & E on a Saturday night :confused:
     
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  18. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I work for Jacobs, and it's top secret government work I have access to <ok>

    We have a room thats totally sealed off from everyone, no mobiles, usb sticks, cameras or basically anything allowed in the room. It has secure access to a government server that you are only allowed on if you have the clearance. The process is much more in depth than the highest disclosure checks.

    We were told that spies from other countries are able to remotely connect to the server if they can connect to a mobile within a distance of a computer in the room <yikes> Some were caught sitting outside in a car of a different office trying to get access <yikes>
     
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  19. Castleger

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    We can quite clearly see here how important ML is to the whole operation. This is obviously confidential, we dont want Boris from the KGB finding out who takes what in their tea<laugh>

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