http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nner-chokes-HOURS-having-sex-time-decade.html An elderly widower choked on a celebratory Steak dinner in Lake Tahoe Thursday night just hours before having sex for the first time since his beloved wife died over a decade ago. Johnny Orris, 86, was greatly looking forward to collect a prize he'd won on the Howard Stern show for the 'Get My Get my Grandpa Laid' contest in October: a menage a trois with two prostitutes at the famed Bunny Ranch in Nevada. Orris and his grandson Ed, 49, were dining at the Sage Room Steakhouse at Harvey's Lake Tahoe when Orris began choking on his meal, said Bunny ranch owner Dennis Hof 'I'm gonna be back here at 9-o'clock--you'd better be ready!,' Orris told the girls. Life's a bitch Grandad.
Ed went to the ranch to tell them the sad news after his grandfather choked. Hof and the bunnies let Ed use his grandpa's coupon for a free night of fun. Ed told TMZ that he would have felt bad leaving the ranch without experiencing what it had to offer. Let's just hold our horses here a minute. I'm not so sure this was an accident. I know for a fact that a threesome at the bunny ranch don't come cheap. A big expenditure for your average working man. So this fella enters his grandad in a contest to win said bunny ranch threesome. The same fella that was present at his 'accidental' death. The SAME fella that got the prize of a threesome at the bunny ranch. Coincidence? I put it to you that this was no accident. This was a cold blooded murder, fuelled by one mans lustful loins. The only question is at what point he started to dream up this dastardly deed.
No doubt it was whilst choking the chicken that gave him the idea of how to make it look like an accident. There's no mention of him even attempting the heimlich manoeuvre.
"Prostitutes Caressa Kisses and Vanity were heartbroken upon hearing the news that the gentleman they'd corresponded with almost every day since October choked just moments before they were able to give him the night of his life. These two ladies are involved somehow, they have a lot of experience of choking on meat. O/T I drove by Jack Klugmans (Quincy ME)ranch once. Factoid.
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The Friday following the contest, Ed and his grandfather spent the day flirting with the bunnies and Johnny was able to choose the two he wanted for his 'dream come true.' He chose the blonde and busty Caressa and a curvaceous brunette named Vanity. You're certainly on to something with that.
