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Man's Penis Bitten By Snake In Public Toilet

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by LuisDiazgamechanger, Dec 13, 2013.

  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I think it was a Black dude and the snake thought he was up against a Black Mamba.
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Great thread.
     
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  4. Sticky...?
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Maybe, if it goes well.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The snake would have had a serious ****ing shock if he'd tried anything with THE HAMMERHEAD <yikes> TM
     
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  7. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    The snake might thought it was a small animal it can swallow.<laugh>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Stop laughing at your own attempts at a joke. You wouldn't like a smack round the earhole off him <ok>
     
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  9. Off who...?

    you're just jealous because Dribbles is funnier than you <whistle>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Joy Hammerhead <ok>
     
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  11. Does your weird shaped penis run in the family then...?
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Insinuating what, exactly?
     
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  13. you can't be referring to yourself with "Joy" <doh>
     
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  14. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    This thread is hissssssterical <laugh> <ok>
     
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  15. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    See Dribbles, who need enemies?


    I thought your joke was a top top top top joke mate and you reserve the right to laugh at it!
     
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  16. saintanton

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    This is like listening to three different conversations at once.
     
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  17. What is...? And how come your listening appose to reading...?
     
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  18. saintanton

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    I said like. In other words, a similar experience to....
    Reading through it, it's clear that some are responding to things that weren't meant for them and some misunderstandings have arisen.
    Therefore, like listening to people talking without reference to each other.
     
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  19. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    I've seen more joy in a pit pony than what you exude
     
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  20. <laugh> nicely wriggled <applause>
     
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