Away then lads what's the worst you have used and what were the consequences Do you wanna come to mine - yeh (some sunderland birds are easy) Do you have an A-Z as I'm getting lost in your eyes- I was laughed at When Micky mc was in charge I pretended I was Irish to a bird and over on a 2 week trial for safc I took her to the travel lodge, result. So I tried it again the next week however she introduced me to her mate from Cork. I had to run away so lesson learnt. I bet a girl £1 I could kiss her without touching her, she said ok. I kissed her and said I owe her a £1. She liked how I done it, but that could of easily went mega pear shaped. Anyone else??????
Met this bird in a nightclub, I was a tad pissed by the way, she had blue shoes on so I give her a fabulous rendition of Blue Suede Shoes including the dance. 16 years later we are still together with a beautiful 10 year old daughter.
"Is that your feet I can smell? "No, certainly not!" "Oh right, must be your fanny then" Got me nee where.
I've been 19 stone most of my adult life, Pulling should be hard for me but it isn't. Don't like the term chat up line, prefer ice breaker myself. Can't beat a complement to kick it off, hopefully you've assessed this lady from a far. Clock the insecurity, women worry about the way they look, 99% of the time on a night out it's their hair thats been the problem so complement that. Note, only ever complement parts that are changeable, like dress hair or makeup, nails, don't say nice arse, legs ,tits or you've had it. Now they think you've got attention to detail and are kind hearted, you've got your foot in the door now, no more complements. You'll come across cheesy. Ask leading questions about her, the whole point here is she does most of the talking and you 'listen' the less you say the better, if she's chuntering on without stopping for air you're doing well. When you do talk support her argument. Now you're a great listener and "you get her" Now seal the deal by buying her a drink or asking for a dance. If you've 'conned' her correctly you'll be kissing before you get anywhere near that dancefloor/bar.
Nice legs mind if I use them as a scarf? Nice Dress - it would look good on my bedroom floor Man - Like my new watch, it's psychic? Woman - Go on then what does it say? Man looks at watch - It says you are not wearing panties Woman - well your wrong I am Man looks at watch again - Oh sorry its an hour fast
Me..Do you fancy a dance gorgeous? The lass..No piss off.. Me..Well I suppose that means a shag is out of the question!!
Once walked into Bentlys (no idea what its called today) and said to the first good looking girl that she "looks good, and has a chance if she is standing at the top bar 1:30". I did'nt wait for an answer and just kept on walking. At 1:30 she was there. She came back to mine and after a little small talk we climbed into bed. 30 seconds later it was all over (premature ejaculation I think they call it). I asked for a second chance but she was not impressed and two minutes later she was walking through the door Was still a good night mind.
