Do you have a United cup?

I once had one with Keano on it until some cumstain broke it.

A sad day.

 

That was the cause of your problem right there

 

It was only the handle.

Though every brew i have in it these days is a little bitter.

 

Well Roy's been known to fly off the handle, this time the handle flew off Roy

Probably because you don't wash it, Roy Keane Roy Keane manky mug.