I put an apostrophe on my name Jenks' Shuffle as a space saving exercise, Jenkinsons Shuffle sounds ****ing stupid as would City Until We Die
Not quite. Just seen the words golden and shower in the same post. Very cunning Dutch, very cunning indeed but to no avail. I've decided to have a David Gower a bit later and water will be utilised as the sole rinsing/ showering agent. Not piss. Shame on you for even thinking it.
They are only words.Tigers on paper.Only words.They will do you no harm children -even if some silly "grown ups" tell you a fairy tale about the world ending.
What's wrong with a good old golden shower? Sometimes you can be the recipient by accident, apparently it's not uncommon amongst virgins and the experienced. There's no wonder a particular people generally stink off piss, they're obsessed with virgins. I once gave a lad a golden shower of sorts. I didn't like him and he was in a drunk state of despair that his life amounted to nothing, I was rather slozzled myself after a rather heavy session at the public house, so I thought "sod it" and just drained the main vain up his leg whilst he was sat on a bench head in his hands. Best bit was he didn't even notice, and thought he'd just spilt his beer. I wrote my name firmly into the book of local legend that night. It's still an often recited and well discussed fire story now 10 years on. One lad even turned it into a song.
