Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

At least your ringpiece won't lose its elasticity behind Cardiff raillway station, that's something to feel happy about ain't it?

 

Not if it you were looking forward to it.......it takes more than Carling to float my boat though

 

Bottle of Brooklyn?

Did you enjoy your gig sweetcheeks?

 

Oops, did I get the giver and the recipient mixed up.

 

He may not have any nuts, but Luv still has the all important penetrative gland.

 

No wonder RHC wanted a cozy rendezvous with him.

 

He tried with me when he was up in Newcastle.

#closeescape

 

He likes meeting members from this board, he offered to meet tobes not long ago.

 

I'd meet up with Tobes.



















































.... And bring Dave with me.

 

Ok. Threw some trainers out yesterday.

Just watched a homeless man scavenging through my green bin and walk off with them.

 

Blue Nun is good mate. Gig didnt turn out, we got stuck in traffic, wouldve been late so went to the pub instead

Right Hand Circular

 

****ing get them back! THe greedy ****

 

My green bin is for garden waste, had your trainers got that bad that only worms would eat them?

What make and model were they?

Chuck that man some bread or something as well, and cheese and pickle

 

And something to read whilst hes eating, and a nice warm pullover

 

You need a shotgun



He'd shoot dave.

 

They love each other really, the ppl that argue the most are the ones that love each other the most, its the truth. Mutual respect. I loved their disagreement, I was learning lots of new words

#whatstheoddsofthat

 

Why don't we argue then?

 

Because we're more sensitive souls than them neanderthals

 

Gentle giants... With giant genitals.

 

Its not the size of the ship, but the motion in the ocean so ppl in the leisure centre tell me who have smaller dicks than mine