O/T Poem - Work in progress

I've heard it's true. I've heard it said
That Elizabeth the second farts in bed.
.....Next line?

 

Although it's been said, I know it is true
Many a time her farts turn to poo

 

Phil gets angry when they do
Especially when he’s ready for a screw.

 

He's given her kids since they were wed
But Elizabeth the second never gives him head.

 

At 92 he deserves a bit
Even in a bed that stinks of ****.

 

I've got no time for all these 'Royals'
They should be lanced like a load of boils

 

I studied Eng Lit and History too,
tradition dictates that poems should rhyme,
but this one doesn't.

 

That's a bit harsh said Cat to Bill
If I can't be queen I'm going on the pill.

 

I've heard it's true. I've heard it said
That there are perils when farting in bed,

http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/

 

There was a daft screecher from Notts
Whose angry bile spewed out in pots,
Royals in bed
went round in his head
Till King Arthur gave him the hots