From Fittie to Fattie Wid ye MkII

Obvioulsy, if I had to pick it be 5 year ago her ...

 

She probably piled on the pounds to keep ****s like Sweat away

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I didn't say I'd knock her back. I said I'd turn the lights off.


I'd knock her bandy

 

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Wasn't she spectacularly unpleasant and one of the whiniest bints on the show? I actually don't care what she looks like but if she's who i remember her to be the answer would be a resounding no unless she cut her windpipe first.

 

And named her kid for a bus inspector.

 

Weight loss DVD in the offing.

 

Chantelle is my cousin.

I'd much appreciate if no one cracked any jokes about her or her weight, as it's offensive. After all, family are verboten.

Thanks guys.

 

Maybe a diet high in protein would sort her out ?



PS. who the **** is she ?

 

RL, she's my cousin. She's struggling with a recent break-up with her fiancée and the birth of her first child. She's got a history of depression and I think it's really low that you are all mocking her. Clearly, what I am saying is the truth because who'd know such intimate details of her private life unless they were her family?

Family should be left out of the jokes and wisecracks on GC. They are verboten. If anyone has an issue with this then i'll ****ing kick their ****ing heads in offline

Chantelle, if you're reading this, it's your cousin Jiffy and I've got your back. We'll stick together cuz.

 

I think I've shagged her.

 

fair enough, but ... who is she ... apart from your cousin obviously

 

you think you're some ****ing hard **** on the net you *****lised spastic .

Fanny .

Nut offline i bet you ' re really just a keyboard warrior well heres an idea if you want to slag my family and **** then come say it to my face little boy because you can step to me
but youll not mouth off in reality .

****ing ****ing ****ing ****er ****ing ****faced.

Least the other ****s are decent enough to not shag her but your just scumbag a ****ing scumbag .

So stop beelin.

 

Well, she is my cousin and she won Big Brother 7. Since then she's done a few things on TV and stuff, but recently she got engaged to Alex Reid and they had a child.

This is her managing to get back on her feet (it's been a struggle most days, as you can see) and to then come on here, where I thought we were all friends, and see ****s laughing about my family...!?

Pretty upset. Can someone comfort me?

 

Right, ya ****. Calton Hill, 8pm. Bring vaseline, a packet of M&Ms, a pair of barbecue tongs and three novelty condoms (your choice).

You're going down my friend, way down on my cock.

 

Wrong Cousin Jiffy, your thinking of the other wid ye fatty Chantelle Houghton

 

Now I`m really confused and ST has no idea who he`s been shagging obviously

 

I wis scrabbling in the dirt to make a living before you were born, you mhanky taig. 'mon 'en.

What am I like eh? Iit's almost like I was pretending I knew someone so I could get offended and cry about people saying nasty things about her.

 

I'd shag her silly, fat or no.