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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sweats, Dec 10, 2013.

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  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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  2. The Raging Oxter

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    Ah wid if I was chillin' on the beach get my suntan on.
     
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  3. Sweats

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    Really?? She is hideous.

    I'm sure these z list celebs are using weight gain to get in the papers. Seems to be the new in thing to get coverage. Wallop on a **** load of weight have some horrific photos of yourself resembling a beached whale in a bikini in the papers. Then go on a mad diet and exercise a lot to lose the weight and thusly get yourself in the papers again.

    ****s.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's what happens to wimmin when they lose the Gambol lovin. They go to pieces and let themselves go. It's sad but I canny really blame them. It's difficult to have once had the Gambol lovin and then lose it.
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

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    I'd pump the fat off her.
     
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  6. gas

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    Ah wid
     
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  7. Sweats

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    Ah wid with the lights off.
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

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    I heard most of them turned dyke after they'd dumped you.
     
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    Tinas on the verge of becoming a rug muncher and that's only through flirting with him. :)
     
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  10. Sweats

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    I think he pm'd her a photo of his stubby fella.



    I'm sure Tina would struggle to get off on a photo of half a finger.
     
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    She's no that fat ...
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That too, because no man can ever match up to the Gambol lovin.
     
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    Compared to you?

    It's not a size issue. It's the crinkly fat that's off putting.
     
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    She's got a bvelly n she's running ... of course it's goony crinklle a bit ..

    What is she, size 16 or summit ...
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    **** all wrong with that ...

    A wid.
     
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    Certainly no bigger than a 16. It's the cellulite and the completely letting go of herself which is off putting.
     
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    Which would you rather? Her of 5 years ago or the monstrosity it is now. I'd be gutted. I'd padlock the fridge remove the bed and replace it with a treadmill.
     
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    She looks a lot tidier in Puds photie.

    A good regular pumping would get her into shape<ok>
     
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    Did they tell you over a few Appletinis down the disco?
     
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