What's for tea tonight then?

MLs bid to be the new face of Marks & Spencer Food I can see the tv ads already

 

what time is it with you over there RL?

 

Never mind the time over there. I didny even know they had M&S.

 

Nah, can't fit me and my tumour on screen at the same time. My voice is very seductive though, so one of the voiceover ads could be a goer.

 

Quite. Jonh Merrick shouldny really be the face of M&S.

 

Could be the new Keith Floyd,now there's a man that enjoyed his job.

 

What about the face of S&M then ?

 

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Last night was fish, broccoli and asparagus.

Tonight is cornflakes

 

^^^^

Still two weeks from pay day.

 

Dunno what it is tonight. I'll keep you guys posted

 

It'll be some African dish you don't get in this country no doubt

 

Bobotie?

 

Some poor ****er from the tribe next door

 

I'm not sure what I'm having tonight. The missus is away to the panto (getting shagged by random) today, so I'm having to make my own dinner when I get home. Might just jump into via italia at central for something before getting the train home.

 

I`m currently eleven hours ahead of the U.K - do you want to know what`s going to happen for the rest of your day ?

 

Can you give me tonights Euro Millions results?

 

No thanks, I'm depressed enough as it is. I want to be surprised.

Might have something simple tonight - roasted cheese perhaps.

 

You`d only be cheating yourself

 

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