You didn't ask how to paint, you said you had tins of paint you wanted to watch dry. Just saying, it won't dry unless you take it out the tin
I wander in here and nobody offers me a pint. Then you start abusing me. Well I haven't read your story, I'm not going to read your story because you are a very unpleasant person. It's enough to turn one tea total.
Pmk - it didn't deserve a name, it was just plain wrong. Dave - will you like my post if I buy you a pint?