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Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Enricky.

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    Not last week but the week before I'd been at work for approx an hour and fifteen mins, when all of a sudden I felt a tingle around the anal region. By this point I realise that I need to make an emergency stop so I head off to the toilets, I slam open the toilet door and head into one of the cubicles. I whack my trousers down and without any effort the **** just flows into the bowl, the word ring sting is quite fitting in this instance, so without hesitation I looked down to see what I'd just given birth too and there it lay, like chocolate smoothie. I was quite proud.

    Ps - it stank so much.
     
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  2. Isn't there a thread for this?

    PS...Saint won't be happy with this being in the pub <whistle>
     
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  3. Impostor!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  4. Zingy

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    Saints away for a couple of days.

    #letloose
     
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  5. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    While the cats (my cat not Saint) away Dr cries himself to sleep :( (She only goes if we go on hol)
     
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  6. Zingy

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    Im tired. dunno whether I should go sleep or blay bf4 for a bit.
     
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  7. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Play bf 4 <ok>

    Or put redtube on <ok>

    I looked at your post btw and couldnt work out if your going to meet her <laugh>

    Also your dog needs to see the vet mate
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Cricket starts in an hour. Watch till we're out, prob only be about 30 minutes after play starts <ok>
     
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  9. Not until tomorrow it don't 'expensiverates
     
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  10. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Oh yeah deffo thats what I meant

    Had to call emeergency vet out when my cat was dying, in the run up to her kindey failure and all in all vets bills were about 3,000 but didnt mind as just wanted to get her right

    I shouldve insured her though <doh>
     
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  11. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Keep that **** out of the pub please

    Ive got tins of paint if I want to watch it dry <whistle>
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    <yikes>
    You're a better owner than I'd be paying that for a cat....
     
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  13. £3,000...? <yikes>
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    You'll need to take it out of the tin if you want it to dry <doh>
     
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  15. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Yeah and when she died was only 4, had health probs from a kitten really
     
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  16. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    So are his cousins locust and grasshopper.<ok>
     
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  17. Enricky.

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    Can't believe no one liked my story, true story too. Ashamed guys <doh>
     
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  18. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Was on the wrong thread <doh>

    Repost in right thread and I'll like it for you <ok>
     
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  19. Enricky.

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    I cba to find the thread, it deserves a like anyway <ok>
     
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  20. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    thanks for explaining how to paint <doh>
     
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