Morning glory! Another mate has 2 lads that are early teens and they stay in the shower a bit longer and stuff now if you know what i mean In fact, me and 6 other mates al had 1st babies wthin a couple of years
My 9 yr old hadn't had a dump for a few days until one day he came down the stairs with a smug look on his face. He proceeded to gloat about doing the biggest jobbie he'd ever done which I was of course congratulating him on when all of a sudden I got that dreaded shout from upstairs. You know the one where your missus calls you by your first name (it's always important **** when they do that). Well anyways, the wee fella was right he did drop quite a load in the bowl, so much that he'd blocked the toilet! After 2 or 3 flushes it became immediately obvious this thing wasn't going anywhere without a little helping hand and it was my job to clear it! I thought about stabbing it a few times with the toilet brush but the thought made my stomach heave so I opted for the loads of toilet paper and tesco bag smash & grab then double bagged it and dropped it in the bin, job done. (hardly felt it through the toilet paper at all) How's that one Magic?
My eldest blocks the toilet all the time. In September when we had to go in a pub for shelter from the rain (that's for Sky), we got something to eat. In the middle my eldest decided he needed to go so I took him. It was that big I had to take a picture (mainly because I was so proud of him) and show everyone whilst they ate
My mate took a pic on one he gave birth to himself and affectionately named it 'foot long' It was pretty impressive tbf
It was something that looked alien thats for sure! Yeah im 'working' on changing it Resized a couple of pics (thanks Gerrez for explaining how) but they say invalid file so i'll keep looking
Need to save it as a jpeg PS...when you go to file > save as, its the drop down box under whatever you want to call it box
