Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

what did you do? (or get caught doing?)

 

Stealing xbox ones from work

 

Dog.

 

Erm...?

 

S whats wrong with the dog?

And have you arranged to meet this girl then?

Im hungover, just having had to go Christmas shopping didnt help

Cracking night though

 

Rainworth?

 

Aye

 

Dogs taken a week to eat a bowl of food.

Scroll up to find out the rest.

 

Never mind all that, did you....... you know...... do it with your ex?

 

That was a good game this afternoon Everton were very good.

 

Vets tom then

I did read but couldnt work out what you were saying!

 

Baby had a **** in the bath

Luckily wasnt sloppy and even luckier is it was wifes turn to bath with her tonight

 

Can't say we ever had that with either of ours. The youngest did piss in the bath everytime though

The eldest weed, **** and puked (even in her mouth ) on the mrs in the first three or four months of being alive. He hadn't done anything to me so naturally I was bragging like mad. Yes, I got my comeuppance, he did all three in one go on me including spraying piss all over me

 

Ain't being funny lads but this isn't very good ****ing material

 

#ziggywould

 

I managed to avoid the niece puking on me for about 4 months until she went all over my tshirt one day.

 

I wont brag too much then!

She hasnt done it before and i expected she might as she hadnt gone today and she did!

Like a lump of malt loaf floating in the bath (esp for you Magic )

 

Girls aren't as bad (weeing wise) as it doesn't spray everywhere

 

Yeah ive got a nephew and 2 mates sons all under 2 yrs and they say it sprays everywhere

 

They always wake up with two things just like us adults; needing a wee and a boner