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Manchester United v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Dec 1, 2013.

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  1. Agent Bruce

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    Her indoors found you playing away?
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    Bad boy, naughty boy, I've told you before that you shouldn't do that.

    Going to Manchester tomorrow?
     
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  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    If this was at ours, I'd be incredibly disappointed if we didn't win the game. Man Utd have been on the cusp of a mid-table side for years, only Fergie dragging them above themselves, and to be honest it's sad watching them play like a shadow of the recent Red Devil sides.

    I think we can get a draw at there's, but it wouldn't surprise me if they got a dodgy decision to gift them the win.
     
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    Think tomorrow is the day they prove the doubters wrong, they will finish top 4 and beat us 3-0 tomorrow.
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I don't think that would prove anyone wrong. We either play well and scrape a result, or get hammered. Newcastle United are like a box of chocolates, as Forest Gump would say. And he didn't exist in a world of the f***ing coffee flavoured crap.
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    Hope when I get back tonight that the board's alive about our magnificent win.

    HTL.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Coffee chocolates are nice if quaffed off the slender belly of a pale red head
     
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  8. Atticus

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    Ben Arfa will play as a 10 because Manchester United's only defining feature is that they like to overload the wide areas, and Pardew won't trust him out wide. ITK.

    Clearly he's not very good as a 10, but it's gonna happen. Y'all should be thankful you've got me to impart this unmatchable wisdom.
     
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  9. xtal

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    ---Cabaye Anita---

    Sissoko HBA Gouff

    --------Remy------
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The window cleaner has just said RVP has handed in a transfer request... probably bollocks like.
     
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    Spiffing of you to impart that imagery upon us with the utter temerity of not first bequeathing us a bucket :emoticon-0119-puke:

    Tis no coincidence, incontrovertibly, that Elizabeth Bennett is a brunette.
     
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  12. Graham Carr's Binoculars

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    Anita is still alive and he starts today!

    Shola misses out, Cisse and Ben Arfa on the bench. So is Jonas. Very strong bench.

    Good move by Pardew.
     
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  13. Graham Carr's Binoculars

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    Van Persie starts for Man Utd.
     
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  14. xtal

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    Hope Cabaye shows up today. He went missing last game and we did **** all.
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    We do look sexy in yellow
     
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  17. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    Interesting listening to the BBC Commentary. One would think that there's only one team in the game. And it's not those plucky chaps in yellow...
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    We're doing alright, we have been fairly solid.

    Hopefully our subs will be better and more adventurous this time.

    I hope he is going to book Hernandez? No of course not, ****er.
     
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  19. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

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    Now come on; where do you think that this game is being held?
     
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  20. East Stand Heckler

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    Not looking too clever
     
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